A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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USA’s bright, funny Eliza Coupe comedy, Benched. Turns out USA isn’t just Burn Notice. It can also be home to winning workplace comedies!

NBC’s State Of Affairs. A.k.a. Katherine Heigl Walks Meaningfully While Wearing Structured Blazers.

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The 20-years too late sequel, Dumb And Dumber To. The idea of doing a sequel 20 years after the original is the dumbest thing in the movie.

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The Hallmark Channel’s annual parade of milquetoast made-for-TV holiday movies, Countdown To Christmas. This is different from Hallmark Channel’s usual parade of milquetoast made-for-TV movies, because these all have the words “Angel,” Snow,” or “Christmas” in the title.

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Ads featuring Kevin Spacey in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare. The graphics are stunning: It really feels like you’re watching the real Kevin Spacey in the real House Of Cards.

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Victoria’s Secret $2 million, jewel-encrusted bras. Truly, nothing is sexier than a woman in an overpriced bra bedazzled with stones even Jared would reject.

Starbucks’ latest attempt to artificially flavor the season: The Chestnut Praline Latte. Chestnut AND praline? Pick a “flavor of the holidays” lane, Starbucks.

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