Today is Valentine’s Day, so The A.V. Club thought it’d be a good time to reminisce about lost love. We solicited staffers, readers, and colleagues for their worst breakup stories, and here Senior Editor Marah Eakin and Music Editor David Anthony read them for your enjoyment. Happy Valentine’s Day! May you not get dumped on this most lovely of days.

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