mikevago
Mike Vago
mikevago
Host of the podcast Why Is This Not a Movie? His sixth book, The Planets Are Very, Very, Very Far Away is due in early 2021. He tells people he lives in New York, but he really lives in New Jersey.
Jan 11
50

Maybe she meant “He’s very peaceful now that he’s died of a heart attack after tasering himself in the balls.”

Jan 11
16

Breaking news: Perd Hapley from Parks and Recreation has announced the founding of “Perdler.” Quoting from the announcement: “The purpose of creation of this platform is the reason that the platform was created.”

Jan 11
70

It wasn’t just a cop beaten to death by a flag...it was a Trump-supporting cop beaten to death by a flag from a mob of fellow Trump supporters because he was willing to do his job despite his political leanings. Read more

Jan 11
43

I believe it was Thomas Aquinas who wrote, “To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.”

I still have faith that a Trump supporter tasered himself in the balls to death.

Jan 11
85

Man I think irony died that day.  You can't make this shit up.  A cop beaten with an American flag?  A woman crushed while flying the Don't Tread On Me flag?  A heroic officer named Goodman?  Man reality is getting heavy handed with the metaphors.

Jan 11
37

Yeah like his wife is gonna admit he died tasering himself in the nuts.  What’s she gonna say, ‘I loved my Kevin but he was a dumber than a box of rocks, I’m just happy he died doing what he loved; insurrection against the country he loved.’
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Jan 11
13

The one that did connect was an English child yelling “hello?” in the “Vent” channel, which we hung up on immediately. Read more

Jan 11
46

Forever convinced that people calling any of this censorship neither know how to use their phone or know about any website other than Facebook and Twitter, so they HAVE to have EVERY piece of information on those two exact sites or else it’s a “free speech issue.” Like cmon it’s not censorship just because you don’t Read more

Jan 10
6

I don’t sleep all night and feel terrible the next day all the time, and I don’t even do coke.