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Jesus Christ, Elon Musk is such a goddamn jabroni.
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Andrew Paul is a contributing writer with work recently featured by NBC Think, GQ, Slate, Rolling Stone, and McSweeney's Internet Tendency. He writes the newsletter, (((Echo Chamber))).
May 11
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April marked the 35th anniversary of the Chernobyl disaster—a solemn, terrifying occasion made even more severe by…
May 11
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May 6
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China managed two impressive feats last week: First, they successfully launched the first module of the nation’s…
May 4
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The saga of McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Menu has been fraught as of late, but we’re not sure if this makes a good…
May 4
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It’s May the 4th—Star Wars Day—but it’s not all fun and new Disney+ releases. Sadly, an unfortunate pallor hangs…
Apr 29
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The 1980s and 1990s were a wild, often color-saturated time for strange, live-action adaptations of comics and…
Apr 29
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Do you feel that, reader? A trembling within the Earth. A whisper upon the wind. It is the collective shuddering of…
Apr 27
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A lot of things age terribly: meat left out in the summer sun, Justin Timberlake’s bleached perm, most ’90s stand-up…
Apr 27
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The American economy is a rough one, and many of us are no stranger to odd jobs. That said, we’re not sure how…
Apr 22
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Former Good Morning, Britain host and amateur Bag Lady impersonator, Piers Morgan, does not perform well, but his…
Apr 22
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Mike “MyPillowGuy” Lindell’s new “free-speech” social media/news platform, Frank, is currently a single webpage…
Apr 20
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Just what the hell do you think you’re doing, NASA? Pioneering space exploration and inspiring a whole new…
Apr 20
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We’re on Day Two of Mike Lindell’s livestream “launch” of Frank, the MAGA cultist MyPillow CEO’s new “free speech”…
Apr 15
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Most of us have at least begrudgingly accepted that past generations’ much-vaunted life goals are now, at best, an…
Apr 15
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Steven Seagal is a frequently accused sexual predator and all-around dumpster human. He also runs like a toddler who…
Apr 13
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Allow us to make a prediction: Facebook Dating will not be a popular platform for finding true love. How do we know…
Apr 13
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As recently reported by The New York Times and other outlets, last month a “heavy, ornately carved limestone chair”…
Apr 9
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Godzilla Vs. Kong came out last week, and you know what? It’s not half-bad, all things considered… and for those of…
Apr 8
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Well, howdy there, pardners! Are you a God-fearin’, gun-totin’, Pelosi-loathin’ American absolutely certain the…